Tyranny of Dragons
Dona: How did these guys take me down???
Thertranna: Lock the door with a barbarian – would that work?
Seraphina Tealeaf: Eight foot high, three foot wide, and sneaky as fuck.
Breonna: We’ll use the dead bats to make bat shoes.
Breonna: Everybody’s bleeding out! EVERYBODY’S BLEEDING OUT!
Breonna: That could have been handled better.
Seraphina Tealeaf: Let’s not worry about the flying death cows for now.
Thertranna: I’m going to axe him why he didn’t heed the severe thunderstorm warning.
Heironymous Caine: I’M REALLY AFRAID OF YOU!!!
Breonna: Question successfully axed.
Breonna: I’m so proud! That’s the first time I’ve ever not killed anybody in a negotiation!
Thertranna: Shall we knock the gnome on the noggin?
Seraphina Tealeaf: I’m hoping this guy is pretty average, because he started off middle-of-the-road.
Seraphina Tealeaf: Oh dear. I’m a terrible girlfriend.
Seraphina Tealeaf: I don’t want to murder a bunch of lizards in cold blood!
Heironymous Caine: Every time we go into a place and try to not murder everyone, it turns out to be easier just to murder everyone.